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No More ‘Ugh!’ at Your Laptop — Just ‘Aha!’
Beyond Basics BootCamp: Tech Up!
by the Modern Neanderthal Team
Finally — a tech course designed for humans who still grunt at printers, growl at Excel, and wonder what on earth the “cloud” is!
From Club to Keyboard...
MODERN Neanderthal understands how frustrating learning to work with technology can be.
That's why this course is funny, beginner-friendly, and built for REAL people — not geeks.
Meet Penny & James – Your Virtual Instructors!
Meet Penny & James – Your Tech Sidekicks!
Say hello to Penny and James — your friendly, slightly quirky digital sidekicks here to make tech less scary and a whole lot more fun!
Penny
Penny’s the curious one — always asking the questions you wish you could ask out loud. She’s not afraid to press buttons (literally) and learn by doing. If you’ve ever stared at a screen wondering “What now?” — Penny’s been there, and she’s got your back!
James
James is the calm, supportive “explain-it-slowly-so-I-get-it” guy. He breaks down tricky stuff into easy steps, and he’s always ready with a friendly tip or a facepalm-worthy joke to lighten the mood. If tech had a translator, it’d be James.
Old-School Grit Meets Modern Clicks — Learn by Doing, Not Mimicking.
This isn't your average "click here, type there" tutorial.
The Modern Neanderthal – Tech Up! Course is a hands-on, no-fluff life skills course designed for real people who want real confidence using technology — especially those who didn’t grow up glued to a screen.
You won’t just be parroting steps in Word or Excel.
You’ll finally understand:
✅ How a computer works — so you're not just using it, you're mastering it.
✅ How to maintain your device — because tech should serve you, not stress you out.
✅ How to stay safe online — protect your info, your bank balance, and your peace of mind.
✅ How printers and networks actually work — no more mystery!
✅ How computer networks work — so you can connect, troubleshoot, and impress.
✅ How to feel confident in ANY office environment — walk in, plug in, and own it.
So, who’s this digital BootCamp course really for?
💼 BUSINESS OWNERS:
Or worse — mess up a client’s order, delay a deal, or send the wrong info because they’re too nervous to click the right button?
The Tech Up! Bootcamp gives your team practical, real-world computer, and office skills — no jargon, no fluff — just clear, confident digital know-how.
From Excel basics to understanding networks, they’ll go from “uhhh... what’s a file path?” to “I’ve got this” in no time.
And the best part?
✅ Less downtime.
✅ Fewer IT expenses.
✅ A team that actually knows what they're doing.
🖥️ Boost productivity.
💡 Build confidence.
📈 Watch your business level up — one click at a time.
Put the whole crew on the course and turn tech-frustration into tech-foundation.
🧑💻 Employees, students, retirees, job seekers, stay-at-home parents — anyone with a curious mind and a will to learn:
Feel like everyone else “just gets computers” while you're stuck staring at the screen, hoping it doesn't break?
You're not alone — and this course was literally made for you.
Whether you're a total beginner or just want to stop Googling “how to use Excel… again,” this is your shortcut to digital confidence.
✔️ Learn how computers, printers, and networks actually work.
✔️ Understand what you’re doing
✔️ Impress your boss — and maybe land that raise you’ve been eyeing.
No wasting your weekends stuck in a dull class with someone droning from a script.
This is learning on your terms — fun, flexible, and actually useful.
FAQs
Whether you’re a business owner, a receptionist, a student, a job seeker, stay at home parent, or a team member who wants to shine — this course is designed for anyone who uses a computer.
From absolute beginners to seasoned workers who just want to brush up on the basics, this is your chance to stand out in a work/ home environment that often assumes everyone “just knows” tech.
No assumptions. No jargon.
Just real-world digital skills — taught in a way that actually makes sense.
Not Free — But Worth Every Cent
The full course is priced with South Africans in mind — because let’s face it, the economy’s doing its best Stone Age impression right now. 🦴
Still, we’ve packed every lesson with real-world know-how and hard-won shortcuts, so you’re not just buying information — you’re investing in confidence, skills, and freedom to navigate the digital jungle like a modern human should.
🌍 Outside South Africa? You’re in luck — the local price makes this course an absolute bargain for the rest of the world too.
💡 Got a promo code?
Use it at checkout for an extra reward — because action-takers deserve all the fire they can get.
Right from the comfort of your own chair.
No travel, no classroom, no complicated sign-ins.
All you need is a device with internet access — and the willingness to learn.
Whether you’re on your couch, at your desk, or in your car on your lunch break, this course comes to you.
Delivered Online through your own private online portal.
You’ll get access to a series of detailed lessons — packed with tips, real-world examples, and a little fun along the way.
Each lesson is designed to be practical, easy to follow, and ready to apply — so you can level up your digital skills at your own pace, anytime, anywhere.
What You’ll Learn:
✅ What an operating system actually does — and why it matters
✅ What your PC is made of — get to know your hardware like a pro
✅ How it all fits together — the big picture, simplified
✅ Which hardware or software to choose — for business or personal use
✅ How to diagnose a slow PC or laptop (before you throw it out the window)
✅ The different types of printers — and which one actually suits your needs
✅ How wired and wireless networks really work — demystified
✅ How to stay safe online — protect your data, privacy, and peace of mind
✅ How to care for your hardware — and avoid costly mistakes
✅ How to enjoy using Microsoft Word — yes, it’s possible!
✅ How to use Excel without breaking into a cold sweat
✅ How to manage your email like a pro — including best practices that save time
💡 And of course…
You’ll get bonus tips, tricks, and practical shortcuts along the way — all designed to build confidence and make tech feel less intimidating.
CLAIM YOUR SPOT
Don’t miss out on this refreshingly hands-on (but totally modern) reboot of digital confidence.
Sign up now and take back control — one click, one skill, and one “aha!” moment at a time.
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