Helping Modern Humans Ctrl+Alt+Delete Digital Danger.
Byte Like a Neanderthal. Protect Like a Pro.
We Don’t Fight Viruses with Clubs — We Use Smarts.
No More ‘Ugh!’ at Data Breaches — Just ‘Aha!’ at Privacy Wins.
Digital Safety & Privacy - for the Tech-Savvy Neanderthal
by the Modern Neanderthal Team
So… now you know how a COMPUTER WORKS like a BOSS — but with this newfound freedom comes great responsibility (to quote Spider-Man loosely!).
From Club to Keyboard…
Your ancestors learned to guard the cave from predators. Now it’s time to guard your digital cave from online threats, data leaks, scams, and prying eyes.
Penny & James – will be your Virtual Instructors on this journey!
Meet Penny & James – Your Tech Sidekicks!
Say hello to Penny and James — your friendly, slightly quirky digital sidekicks here to make tech less scary and a whole lot more fun!
Penny
Penny’s the curious one — always asking the questions you wish you could ask out loud. She’s not afraid to press buttons (literally) and learn by doing. If you’ve ever stared at a screen wondering “What now?” — Penny’s been there, and she’s got your back!
James
James is the calm, supportive “explain-it-slowly-so-I-get-it” guy. He breaks down tricky stuff into easy steps, and he’s always ready with a friendly tip or a facepalm-worthy joke to lighten the mood. If tech had a translator, it’d be James.
Old-School Grit Meets Modern Clicks — Guard Your Cave, Not Just Click Around.
We hate “click here, type there” tutorials.
The Modern Neanderthal – Digital Safety & Privacy Course is a hands-on, no-fluff survival guide for real people who want true confidence staying safe online — especially those who didn’t grow up glued to a screen.
You won’t just be ticking off generic safety checklists.
You’ll actually understand:
✅ Who’s really pulling the strings online — and how to break their grip on your mind.
✅ How to spot common online traps — scams, phishing, and shady links before they catch you.
✅ How to master passwords, backups, and secure browsing — so your secrets stay yours.
✅ How to keep your personal info private — and your bank balance safe.
✅ How to guard your files and devices — because tech freedom shouldn’t mean open season for hackers.
How to lock down your phone, computer, and social feeds so snoops stay out for good.
So, who’s the Digital Safety & Privacy Course really for?
💼 BUSINESS OWNERS:
Imagine losing customer data, leaking private info, or falling for a scam that shuts down your operations — all because your team doesn’t know how to stay safe online.
The Digital Safety & Privacy for Tech Savvy Neanderthals course gives your crew the clear, practical tools to protect your business from cyber risks, hacks, and shady snoops — no jargon, no fluff.
✅ Fewer costly breaches.
✅ Fewer IT emergencies.
✅ A team that knows how to keep company and client info secure.
✅ Build trust.
✅ Boost confidence.
✅ Keep your business protected and your reputation strong — one secure click at a time.
Put the whole crew on the course and turn your weakest link into your strongest defence.
🧑💻 Employees, freelancers, students, retirees, job seekers, stay-at-home parents — anyone who wants peace of mind online:
Feel like everyone else “just knows” how to stay safe, while you’re stuck hoping you won’t click the wrong thing?
You’re not alone — and this course was made for you. Whether you’re a total beginner or tired of wondering if your passwords are good enough, this is your shortcut to digital confidence.
✔️ Spot scams, phishing, and traps before they catch you.
✔️ Lock down your files, passwords, and privacy.
✔️ Sleep better knowing your info and money are safe.
No boring lectures, no confusing tech talk — just clear, bite-sized lessons you can actually use.
Stay safe. Stay smart. Stay Neanderthal.
FAQs
Whether you’re a business owner, receptionist, student, retiree, job seeker, stay-at-home parent, or anyone who uses a computer or smartphone — this course is for you.
From absolute beginners who want to stop feeling lost online to seasoned workers who want to tighten up their digital defences, this is your chance to stay safe and smart in a world that assumes everyone "just knows" how to protect themselves.
No tech snobbery. No boring lectures.
Just practical digital safety skills — explained in a way that actually makes sense.
Not free — but worth every cent.
The Digital Safety & Privacy Course is priced with South Africans in mind — because let’s face it, the economy’s doing its best Stone Age impression right now. 🦴
Still, we’ve packed every lesson with real-world know-how and hard-won lessons, so you’re not just buying information — you’re investing in confidence, skills, and freedom to navigate the digital jungle like a modern human should.
🌍 Outside South Africa? You’re in luck — the local price makes this course an absolute bargain for the rest of the world too.
💡 Got a promo code?
Use it at checkout for an extra reward — because action-takers deserve all the fire they can get.
Right from the comfort of your own chair.
No travel, no classroom, no complicated sign-ins.
All you need is a device with internet access — and the willingness to learn.
Whether you’re on your couch, at your desk, or in your car on your lunch break, this course comes to you.
Delivered Online through your own private online portal.
You’ll get access to a series of detailed lessons — packed with practical tips, real-world examples, and a dash of Neanderthal humour along the way.
Each lesson is short, clear, and ready to apply — so you can build your digital safety skills step by step, at your own pace, anytime, anywhere.
What You’ll Learn:
✅ Who’s really pulling the strings online — and how to break their grip on your mind.
✅ Wild, real-life privacy disasters (and how not to become the next headline).
✅ The must-have tools and settings to slam the door on trackers, hackers, and nosy Big Tech.
✅ Where to find uncensored alternatives — and why sticking it to the system matters.
✅ How to lock down your phone, computer, and social feeds so snoops stay out for good.
What this course will change:
🪓 You’ll stop handing your life to corporations and shady data farmers on a silver platter.
💣 You’ll become the kind of person hackers hate — locked down, switched on, unbreakable.
💥 You’ll ditch blind trust and finally see the modern digital jungle for what it really is.
How it makes your life better:
⚡ Sleep easier knowing your info is locked up tighter than a mammoth in an ice cave.
💸 Keep your money, ID, and files safe — no ransomware punks holding you hostage.
🌿 Use tech on your terms — no creepy eyes watching, no secrets sold to the highest bidder.
CLAIM YOUR SPOT
Don’t miss out on this refreshingly hands-on (but totally modern) reboot of digital confidence.
Sign up now and take back control — one click, one skill, and one “aha!” moment at a time.
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